Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...

"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."

by Larry A. September 10, 2006

Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.

a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021

Jam Jar-ing

To over elaborate on an insignificant part of a story.

"I liked her story about the shark but she kept Jam Jar-ing about her shoes that day."

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

Jam Jar-ing

To over over elaborate unimportant details in a boring story or event.

"I really enjoyed talking to Steve but when he told the story about the roller coaster he kept "Jam Jar-ing" about the person behind him".

by Barry48 August 12, 2021

Sar Jar Binks

When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.

“You are acting like such a Sar Jar Binks today”.

by hekisjlroishskls February 24, 2022

in the jar

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

by mikakit April 14, 2024

JAR KLUX KLAN

a group of very wise people including
babywicked

BKlauren(hamburger)
kreepnasty
sunnyboy
Jun 🐴
bubba
Catshonia 🥺
Morales
chief....
Maggie, that’s kreepnastys lady

person: who's the JKK

us:OH THE JAR KLUX KLAN group of very,very wise individuals

by LBACKWOOD February 22, 2022