Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.

"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"

by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 20, 2019

Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Jade Mullan

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.

That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

by Outbeefinpeepsxxx July 26, 2019

Sending Jade

The act of sending Jade Beauregard. You must be in Art Tech, fifth period on ACE day. This is the better definition¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mason: Imagine sending Jade.
Max: Oh wow

Jade: *is sent*

by SendingJade100 November 19, 2019

Jade Nairi

A girl who is very caring and kind towards others, and is always the mum of the group yet on the weekends knows how to party !

Girl : I didn’t realise how much of a Jade Nairi Georgia is ! She looks after everyone and gives the best advice !

Girl 2: Yes that’s so true! I need a Jade Nairi in my life!

by Brookiecookie69 April 27, 2020

Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

danielle jade

She's a beautiful, intelligent, nurturing lady who deeply values and respects nature and all living things. She has a yolk that most people couldnt carry. Danielle Jade is known to fight for what is right regardless of sacrifice or consequence.

I had thought to myself:"I wished there had been someone who truly loved and cared about horses the way that I do. ...Oh wait; Danielle Jade."

by Danielle Jade May 7, 2018