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isobella jade

A beautiful petite model who has worked very hard in her career she shows that you don't have to be 5'9 or taller to be in the modeling industry she is a great women who we should all respect.
Anna : I really want to be a model but im 5'3 ill never make it in the industry

Diana : What the heck girl haven't you heard of isobella jade she's 5'3 and she's made it big in the industry

Anna : Really maybe i will give modeling a try :D
by day_day_bro June 24, 2012
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Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005
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blue jade

Blue Jade is a different Girl from the rest. Many people make quick first impressions about her witch are normally too quickly judged. She is a standing out girl from the others, she cares about the people that she loves and will never fail on them. She is a beautiful human being in side and out. Blue Jade has a big heart but she hides it at times.
"I need someone to talk to"
"Go to Blue Jade, she'll know what to do"
by ZDMalik November 29, 2016
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Jade Vine

a creeper, one who creeps around places he/she shouldn't be.
Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 6, 2009
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jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca
"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"
by WTH1214 December 2, 2013
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Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"
by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 20, 2019
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Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
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