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jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.
Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020
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jar

What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.
Have you seen 1 man 1 jar the jar breaks in his ass!
by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014
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Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
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Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH
damn Jar noice dick ya got homie
by Jar321 March 24, 2021
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Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020
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Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.
When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"
by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019
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JAR

“Don’t forget about that Math Test today, JAR” - Kyle
by fondleduck September 20, 2018
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