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Ski masking

Ski masking, a slang term for exposing someone anonymously, commonly associated with exposed pictures of the victim
Cypher mentioned ski masking in one of his songs.

"Send me nudes and I will ski mask your ass" -CypherFire (soundcloud)
by Breaked April 11, 2017
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Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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SKI

She retired and began living the SKI lifestyle.
by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023
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Kirkwood Ski Team

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!
You should try Kirkwood ski teaming it’s much better!
by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020
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jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet
Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski
by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013
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Ski

by fartpoopfrisbee January 26, 2022
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Ski Ski

Acting like you are going to do something, but stopping at the last second to mess with one.
Stop doing "ski ski" and revive me! I have ray gun!
by CutiePatootiesBakingCookies February 3, 2025
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