Blaked

Seemingly sober lookin, however, completely silent and unable to drive.

My dude Blake went out last night and took 12 green tea shots, he was taking selfies with bitches but didn’t get any numbers…. Dude was absolutely Blaked.

by Ozboss January 21, 2022

Blaked

Being absolutely annihilated beyond comprehension.

My buddy Blake took 7 Irish Car-Bombs during brunch last Sunday. By 3pm he face planted and chipped his tooth.. dude was absolutely Blaked.

by Ozboss January 21, 2022

Blaked

Being extremely drunk and expelled from the Nursery Inn, Hartlepool UK onto Blake Street

Jesus, I was Blaked last night

by Marty47 April 03, 2018

blaked

to banned.never come back.

wat the fuck pussy nigga blaked me

by brendan rogers February 09, 2008

Blaked

When ur madd ripped and cant decide to say your baked or blazed so u say blaked

Bro dat blunt was the shit im blaked

by Hellasmoke September 23, 2019

Blaked

When you get so drunk that you go full Blake. This often involves taking your shirt off, wrestling with your friends, dancing aggressively and perhaps even injuring yourself before you pass out at 9pm. You then wake up the next day with intense feelings of shame and regret.

Oh man, I got totally Blaked last night.

Don’t go full Blake tonight!

by Michaelisalwayswatching October 21, 2021

Blaked

If you get blaked, it means someone is putting their foot on the chair you are currently sitting on without permission.

He blaked me while I was trying to get my work done.

by arr07 December 11, 2024