Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass

"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen

by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022

Meel hoo u baahan hadal waxbo kama taro

A somali saying ( maahmaah) meaning:

In a place in need, speech is useless

Can you lend me some money? How about you get a job!

Meel hoo u baahan hadal waxbo kama taro. Just give me some money

by anonymous April 27, 2022

his meat is halal

the sound of a cat professing her love to a burger

BurgerTsar: "MashaAllah"
Pott: "when did burger become a muslim"
Tuttifrutti: "his meat is halal"
Happi: "OMG TUTTI X BURGER NEW SHIP"

by allahuakbartaliban November 28, 2025