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Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean January 21, 2016
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girlfriend jewelry

The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.
Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
by Hepig February 19, 2019
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Could-Be-Girlfriend

It means a girl who you liked, and liked you back. But things are just complicated and confusing. You’re not sure if you even had a thing, but people saw you as a couple. And it’s just whatever now :/
Bro 1: Bro look at the girl, she’s hella hot.
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
by Oofmaster100 March 23, 2019
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girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
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Boyfriend and girlfriend

When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.
Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl 2- Like, totally.
by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017
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dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF
"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
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girlfriend veto

This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.
Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017
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