A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean January 21, 2016
Get the Ikea Girlfriend mug.The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.
Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!
by Hepig February 19, 2019
Get the girlfriend jewelry mug.It means a girl who you liked, and liked you back. But things are just complicated and confusing. You’re not sure if you even had a thing, but people saw you as a couple. And it’s just whatever now :/
Bro 1: Bro look at the girl, she’s hella hot.
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
Bro 2: Don’t even think about it, she was my could-be-girlfriend.
Bro 1: Oof I’ll back off
by Oofmaster100 March 23, 2019
Get the Could-Be-Girlfriend mug.When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
by fredyo April 18, 2017
Get the girlfriend weight mug.When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.
Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017
Get the Boyfriend and girlfriend mug."Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 1, 2017
Get the dan's girlfriend mug.This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.
Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.
by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017
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