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national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt
boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*
by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021
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National Spoil Your Girlfriend Week

From April 25th to May 1st it is national spoil your girlfriend day and you have to spoil your girlfriend for the whole week!
Hey did you know this week is National Spoil Your Girlfriend Week?
by Purpleblock9072 April 26, 2021
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Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.
“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”
by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022
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Seasonal Goth Girlfriend

While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.

The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.

Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!

- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
by widebased September 30, 2022
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October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care
"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."
by Büttfüçkër October 28, 2020
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November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day
Quick it’s November 11 National give your girlfriend your favourite jumper day so give her your jumper
by Officialsdays November 9, 2020
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Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you
by Yoursssssssss July 4, 2023
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