The hillbilly godfather

When one takes his buddy's freshly used condom off of the floor, turns it inside out and fucks said friend's sister with it and she gets pregnant.

Oh my god! I was trying to play a drunken joke on my mate, but ended up getting Charlene pregnant and became known as the hillbilly godfather.

by Mightbeshortbutsureisskinny102 October 17, 2025

Mandy Sue Jenkins Brickey Dycus Godfrey

The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.

Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them

by Jonathan Godfrey April 2, 2024

Mrs. Goodfairer

Hayley Goodfairer’s mom in The Sandlot 2. Very underrated in how cool she is.

She’s always burning rubber in her 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442 convertible.

She is a liberated feminist who makes sure her daughter understands she is “equal to a male child” and refuses to address her daughter in a way that squashes her self esteem.

“A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle”

-Mrs. Goodfairer

Hayley’s mom from The Sandlot 2 is so cool.

Mrs. Goodfairer is Hayley Goodfairer’s mom in The Sandlot 2.

by Jvskater21 October 27, 2021

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020