When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
by SemanticRealist August 07, 2017
by give cookie pls ;c January 06, 2018
by !vandev November 06, 2017
Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
by Quismyk December 28, 2016
I haven't been on a date in three months so I have been giving happy a bath several times a week. Happy is a bit chafed.
by HappyTheRhino August 29, 2011
Politics! Politics gives me wood!
by got_tilt?? January 28, 2012
Give Joey a Goey (pronounced Go-eeee)
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
by TimmyTurtles November 11, 2011