A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.
by Chundering December 13, 2019
Get the Mike from the Queensmug. Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
by tr1angles April 8, 2023
Get the Escape From Tarkovmug. Away from Headset; or AFH is a gaming term used when a VR player has stepped away from the game, similar to AFK (Away from Keyboard). This is often discovered by the players model becoming twisted and contorted as the VR headset is put on a table or the ground.
by MeridianWebster March 4, 2020
Get the Away from Headsetmug. Bloods from england. Very prosperous and leaders from the kingdoms of england. Came to America in 1600's. The name derived from being doctors and healers. Now in America have had a lot of impact on the communities. Most bloods are great men and great providers that care and love their families. Blood is a strong name that will never die
by Capt. J. Blood February 2, 2017
Get the bloods from englandmug. the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos
by H.DeLNighT63 April 18, 2022
Get the Treadmill from teardownmug. First coined by a Saskatchewan youth in 2018 to describe the voice of the English version of Google Translate the term was subsequently used and popularised by Stephen Hawking to describe the transgender version of his voice. Since Stephen Hawking's death, however, the term has taken a broader meaning, now referring not specifically to his transgender-voice, but to the voice of English-Google Translate, generally.
Dylan: "Fuck, we gotta read this shitty book in English class by next class and I haven't even read page one!"
John: "Hey, that's fine, just copy and paste the text and get the Lady from Google to read it to you."
Dylan: "That's a great idea!"
(Dylan went on to fail his exam.)
John: "Hey, that's fine, just copy and paste the text and get the Lady from Google to read it to you."
Dylan: "That's a great idea!"
(Dylan went on to fail his exam.)
by Faucet-Wizard June 10, 2018
Get the The Lady from Googlemug. Being a complete jackass from the funny named city of Tallahassee. Apparently the city is full of them
I found out lee ann was from Tallahassee. Absolutely makes sense. She's a Jackieasse from Tallahassee
by Mr Harmony April 25, 2023
Get the jackieasse from Tallahasseemug.