Evan Donavan

Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.

I love Evan Donavan

by Lauren Matrisciano May 2, 2022

evan rosa

has an awful foot fetish , will beg you for feet pics

“dude evan rosa just snapped me”

“ he is definitely asking you for feet pics”

“ yo what the fuck”

by jwalden1878 October 16, 2019

ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020

Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.

Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning

by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017