Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.

"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room

by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019

elliott evans

Beautiful, immature, young, my hero, my Savior, nice hair, nice eyes, nice smile.
Basically an overall stud

*Person sees a sexy guy*
Person 1:Yo that guy is such an elliott evans

by Chaoslee December 7, 2018

Evan Hill

funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas

thats my nigga Evan Hill

by thatniggatrevor March 4, 2019

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022

moriah evans

is a gorgeous and attractive person. She's out going and has a positive vibe most of the time. Moriah Evans is a funny person and loves to joke around. Rarely will you see her down, she's a great listener and is a loud person. She has a great heart get you a friend like her!!!!!!!!!

Moriah Evans brightens my day all the time!!!!

by @getlikeher May 7, 2018

evan mason

A fucking cunt

You- "Hey EVAN MASON"

The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"

by Succy_memes May 25, 2018