Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass

Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!

by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023

Wilmslow Express

One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.

"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."

by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023

whiskey express

When your drink a lot whiskey/scotch/bourbon and driving a car afterwards.

“Be careful getting behind the wheel tonight… I’ve had some close scrapes on the whiskey express”

by Tactical-teacup April 24, 2024

Rodriguez express

A Mexican gangbang at the restaurant “On The Border”

Welcome to On The Border, would you like to try the special? It’s the Rodriguez express!

by DeezNeetz May 2, 2024

Bussy Express

A bus

"Sebastian is taking the bussy express today."

by Goofy Gremlin February 9, 2024