Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.

Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"

by softcock Express April 27, 2010

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023

On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019