an attention seeking subculture.
they lie about their whole life and say their sensitive and all this whole load of crap, only so people can fall for them and so they can gain attention.
they also claim that their life sucks, HOWEVER, half of them spend most of their time on myspace and all this other shit; hey dumbass, as far as we know, your life isn't that bad, cos you have the internet and all this shit so stop fucking complaining.
they label themselves though still get pissed off when we label them. RIGHT, you already said you were emo, so why can't we say that you're emo too, since you said you were?!
gosh, idiots.
everyone hates emos because:
-why bother being their friends if they'll probably kill themselves anyway.
-most of them lie about their whole life and speak a whole lot of bullshit.
-they just always want to be the centre of attention.
-they're embarassing cunts.
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they lie about their whole life and say their sensitive and all this whole load of crap, only so people can fall for them and so they can gain attention.
they also claim that their life sucks, HOWEVER, half of them spend most of their time on myspace and all this other shit; hey dumbass, as far as we know, your life isn't that bad, cos you have the internet and all this shit so stop fucking complaining.
they label themselves though still get pissed off when we label them. RIGHT, you already said you were emo, so why can't we say that you're emo too, since you said you were?!
gosh, idiots.
everyone hates emos because:
-why bother being their friends if they'll probably kill themselves anyway.
-most of them lie about their whole life and speak a whole lot of bullshit.
-they just always want to be the centre of attention.
-they're embarassing cunts.
:)
normal person: HEY EMO KIDDD!
emo girl: STOP FUCKIN LABELLING ME
normal person: but i thought you said you were emo :S
emo girl: well..umm..its cos umm..ok fuck off i dont care. get a life. im allowed to call myself that CAUSE I AM!! BUT U DONT GOT MA PERMISSION!!!1!!LOLZ!!!1
normal person: k, retard. pretty lame excuse to be honest. YOU DO CARE, WANKER! if you didn't care then you wouldn't be taking a piss at me for "labelling" you. and i have a life, AND i use it properly, instead of trieng to kill myself and shit. i don't need your fucking permission, you can't stop me from doing shit.
emo girl: well i guess your kinda right. BUT STILL FUCK YOU IM EMO U POSER!
normal person: haha god stfu! i believe it's "poseur", not poser. you only think your emo and say you are, so then you can get attention and everyone noticing you. give it up, most of us hate you emos anyway. just shut the whole emo thing off, it's lame and you only do it so you can get all the attention you don't deserve.
emo girl: hmm my ex just asked me out again.. ok ill get back to you after i get the razorblade, sorry itz just time of the day (ya know, da time where i cut ma WRIZTZ WOOOO!!!)
normal person: ok, make sure you kill yourself this time, cut your wrists deep fuckface.
emo girl: STOP FUCKIN LABELLING ME
normal person: but i thought you said you were emo :S
emo girl: well..umm..its cos umm..ok fuck off i dont care. get a life. im allowed to call myself that CAUSE I AM!! BUT U DONT GOT MA PERMISSION!!!1!!LOLZ!!!1
normal person: k, retard. pretty lame excuse to be honest. YOU DO CARE, WANKER! if you didn't care then you wouldn't be taking a piss at me for "labelling" you. and i have a life, AND i use it properly, instead of trieng to kill myself and shit. i don't need your fucking permission, you can't stop me from doing shit.
emo girl: well i guess your kinda right. BUT STILL FUCK YOU IM EMO U POSER!
normal person: haha god stfu! i believe it's "poseur", not poser. you only think your emo and say you are, so then you can get attention and everyone noticing you. give it up, most of us hate you emos anyway. just shut the whole emo thing off, it's lame and you only do it so you can get all the attention you don't deserve.
emo girl: hmm my ex just asked me out again.. ok ill get back to you after i get the razorblade, sorry itz just time of the day (ya know, da time where i cut ma WRIZTZ WOOOO!!!)
normal person: ok, make sure you kill yourself this time, cut your wrists deep fuckface.
by omfglolcourtney July 2, 2007
Get the emomug. The wrong term for "emo kids." Emo is NOT short for emotional, as many people may think; it is an abbreviation for "emotive." Many people make the mistake of pointing to a group of kids with tight pants and long side bangs and exclaiming, "OMG look at those emos!!!" That's basically the same thing as saying, "OMG look at those emotives!" or "OMG look at those depresses!"
Incorrect:
Girl: "Those emos at that table are lame."
Correct:
Girl: "Those emo kids at that table look depressed."
Girl: "Those emos at that table are lame."
Correct:
Girl: "Those emo kids at that table look depressed."
by Anni. September 15, 2008
Get the emosmug. by diarmuid April 19, 2005
Get the emosmug. by ILuffEmoBoys May 12, 2007
Get the Emomug. Look at that emo wearing tight jeans to make there balls stick out so other emo boys can see before they try.
by Emobreathe October 11, 2007
Get the EMOmug. A whiney, unnessicarily deep, attention demanding bitch. Known for dressing as the opposite sex, thick framed glasses, wearing clothes as tight as possible, and cutting themselves. An emo is basically a faggot who is depressed for no reason at all, they think theyre cool cuz theyre fucking annoying and cry when they get presents..so yeah, as you can see, a total whore. Oh, not to mention they have greasy hair hanging in their face cuz they think they're cool and most likely have poor hegeine..
Oh, and most likely bi-sexual and deny it.
:
I have three good words for all you kids out there..
DON'T BE EMO.
Good lord..just fucking listen to me...emos
make life miserable...I don't get why you kids do it..Just smilleeeeeeeee....
EMO KIDS RUINED MY LIFE!!
Oh, and most likely bi-sexual and deny it.
:
I have three good words for all you kids out there..
DON'T BE EMO.
Good lord..just fucking listen to me...emos
make life miserable...I don't get why you kids do it..Just smilleeeeeeeee....
EMO KIDS RUINED MY LIFE!!
Mom: Here honey, I won $1,000,000 today at slots, and I want to give it to you!
Emo kid: *sniff* My life sucks....I'ma go cut myself now...*sobbbbbbb*
Mom: Aww..you weren't happy with all the gifts I gave you for no reason?
Emo kid: Ahhhhh...My life is a black abyss..I just wanna dieee!!!! *sobs gayly*
I'm going to go listen to my favorite
Emo kid: *sniff* My life sucks....I'ma go cut myself now...*sobbbbbbb*
Mom: Aww..you weren't happy with all the gifts I gave you for no reason?
Emo kid: Ahhhhh...My life is a black abyss..I just wanna dieee!!!! *sobs gayly*
I'm going to go listen to my favorite
by Emiiii December 14, 2008
Get the Emomug. Reject of the Goth subgroup, although you won't be able to get a Goth to admit that these idiots were once Goth. Tend to have ridiculous hair-do's consisting of a random color mixed with black hair dye, tend to grow their hair over their eyes, usually wear extremely tight pants that if a non-emo wore would destroy a non-emo's genitalia, and Emo's tend to wear a shitload of make-up, completing the image of an Emo.
Often times the Emo will adopt the "woe is me" attitude, complaining that their life sucks and that they cannot get a girlfriend/boyfriend, which is funny because if you go to Youtube and look up Emo videos, you'll likely find said whiny bitch making out with five of their same sex friends. As well, they tend to exhibit a ton of butthurt over being ostracized for being Emo, not understanding that looking like a fag or a dyke is asking to be made fun of or beaten up. They also tend to run their mouth to other cultural subgroups in a vain attempt to look cool or tough, which instead leads to said Emo either running home, crying and writing bad poetry because their "victim" hurt their feelings, or leads to the Emo's hospitalization at the hands of the non-emo.
Emo's tend to write very bad poetry and waste the internet's bandwidth complaining about all their insignificant problems. Should conflict with the other subgroups arise, emo's will tend to gather in groups and attempt to intimidate the person(s) they started shit with. Seeing as Emo's are as intimidating as a care bear on morphine, this act is utterly futile. In the rare event that the Emo actually has non-Emo friends, this form of intimidation may have some effect on the person(s) in question. However, this is just goes to show that Emo's are too cowardly to fight their own battles. If one actually does have the courage to fight their own battle, they tend to lose very badly and in an embarrassing fashion, especially if fighting a Mexican.
Guys should be wary however, that due to the collective attitudes that all Emo's exhibit and the biological uncertainty of an Emo, that beating the shit out of one could land you in jail,due to the fact that you wailed on a woman who you thought was a dude.
Often times the Emo will adopt the "woe is me" attitude, complaining that their life sucks and that they cannot get a girlfriend/boyfriend, which is funny because if you go to Youtube and look up Emo videos, you'll likely find said whiny bitch making out with five of their same sex friends. As well, they tend to exhibit a ton of butthurt over being ostracized for being Emo, not understanding that looking like a fag or a dyke is asking to be made fun of or beaten up. They also tend to run their mouth to other cultural subgroups in a vain attempt to look cool or tough, which instead leads to said Emo either running home, crying and writing bad poetry because their "victim" hurt their feelings, or leads to the Emo's hospitalization at the hands of the non-emo.
Emo's tend to write very bad poetry and waste the internet's bandwidth complaining about all their insignificant problems. Should conflict with the other subgroups arise, emo's will tend to gather in groups and attempt to intimidate the person(s) they started shit with. Seeing as Emo's are as intimidating as a care bear on morphine, this act is utterly futile. In the rare event that the Emo actually has non-Emo friends, this form of intimidation may have some effect on the person(s) in question. However, this is just goes to show that Emo's are too cowardly to fight their own battles. If one actually does have the courage to fight their own battle, they tend to lose very badly and in an embarrassing fashion, especially if fighting a Mexican.
Guys should be wary however, that due to the collective attitudes that all Emo's exhibit and the biological uncertainty of an Emo, that beating the shit out of one could land you in jail,due to the fact that you wailed on a woman who you thought was a dude.
I hate Emo's. I had no problems with them until high school when one tried to intimidate my friend who cried out "emo" when he walked by. she's rather odd and is lacking in height. I tried to explain that she's odd and that i told her not to start anything when he came back, but said Emo started to talk shit to me. I calmly pointed out that his sister's pants were tight enough to cause a rash or jock itch, causing the emo faggot to wander off, ironically calling me a fag.
Two days later, said Emo came back with ten of his friends (who were non-emo, oddly enough) and tried to start a fight with me. Rather than backing down, i did what any one should do: call the fucker out on his wish to kick my ass. This went on for 20 minutes until a teacher broke up the altercation. Said Emo did not fight me, and mouthed off all the way to the office. Seriously, fucking Emo's piss me off.
Two days later, said Emo came back with ten of his friends (who were non-emo, oddly enough) and tried to start a fight with me. Rather than backing down, i did what any one should do: call the fucker out on his wish to kick my ass. This went on for 20 minutes until a teacher broke up the altercation. Said Emo did not fight me, and mouthed off all the way to the office. Seriously, fucking Emo's piss me off.
by Chrisguy_33 March 31, 2008
Get the emomug.