Dean Teceno

Dean Teceno is a true and true Italian-American Hero. Born before words, wiser than Trees. Though on speculated, its thought he singlehandedly wiped the Ottoman Empire from history, and he once even built a church for the new community, which was promptly destroyed. He likes red pandas and dislikes Heath bars. He has gargantuan BALLS. He does not speak Dutch(canonically). Dean may let it mellow when it's yellow, but if it's brown, you can bet your ass he'll flush it down.

Me: yo Dean you wanna hop on xbob?

Dean Teceno: I just put a Wendy's burger in my pocket and I am heading downstairs.

Randin:

Danny: I have a bomb

by Gay ass faggot nipples pussy January 27, 2024

DIRTY DEAN

When you tuck your baby dick and shit covered balls between your pudgy legs and get tiddy fucked in a low level dungeon with 3 desks and a fucking retard beating his dick off the room next to you

Are they all in there giving that fat fuck a dirty dean?

by LiLi and the PPs April 10, 2023

Dean.

my love of life.

She is my dean.
I'd definitely find my dean soon.

by AthensJ April 25, 2023

Dean

A wild Dean will have purple appendages especially on tuesdays

Dean be like

by Dean.co April 28, 2023

jenessa dean

If your name is jenessa dean you are a beautiful person and must have the best soul known to man, it is also well known and quite common for the solemate of someone named jenessa dean to be named nathan

Jenessa dean has got to be the nicest person I've ever met

by Lover boy 🫡 November 23, 2023

Dean

Dean is a fat kid, who only eats fried chicken and talks about raping everybody and blowing stuff up like the little terrorist he is.

Youre not going to rape me!

You're right, Im going to dean you.

by thatonenighaaa December 5, 2023

A Dean

The act of having a heinous bowel movement, often one which takes over 15 minutes and requires a shower after

I know we have to be there in 5 minutes but I have to go take a Dean

by WillDempsey December 1, 2022