Cleveland Pie

Goldfish, Mozzarella cheese, Pepper, and garlic salt spread on a plate microwaved for 1 minute. Enjoy a steaming Cleveland Pie. Commonly enjoyed by the people of Cleveland, Ohio, often being served as a side dish in many Cleveland based restaurants, with a garnish of cilantro and a side of sour cream. Usually drank with bottled water.
"I am eating a succulent steaming Cleveland Pie... Mmm!"
by jamesky January 06, 2022
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Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 03, 2024
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cleveland wheelchair

During the act of having sideways sexual intercourse, the partner being plunged into proceeds to shit all over the other partners genitals.
Hey man, i tried the cleveland wheelchair the other day with your ex, and i have to say i was absolutely wicked.
by deemer34 June 29, 2018
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Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.
"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"
by dog kisser January 10, 2021
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Grover Clevelanding

When you have sex with a person, wait four years, then have sex with them again. Named after Grover Cleveland, the 22nd and 24th US president, who was president twice with a four year gap between each of his terms.
Man, do you remember Amanda from a few years ago? I am Grover Clevelanding her tonight.
by captainw69 September 27, 2018
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cleveland cleaner

The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.
Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!
by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018
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cleveland media

Cleveland Media is the complete and utter definition of what life is truly about, but sometimes it isn't. The company (or media group) produces some quality content in youtube on a channel called, Cleveland and Sanguel. Like if you haven't met a clevender you truly should, great fan base.
"Yo have you checked out the new fire ass album produced and written by Cleveland Media?!"
by Titty gobler April 13, 2018
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