Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

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Clam Shitty

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.

“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”

by Mia Dougherty July 24, 2022

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Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.

See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.

"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???

by Soft shell crab tacos April 5, 2016

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clam mouth

A girl who is giving a blow-job and she's using her teeth or bites down.

Not doin that again shes a clam mouth.

by Psycho-Bitch-4969 November 22, 2014

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Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.

That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

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Clam Butt

When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.

Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?

Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.

You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.

by Fart splinters October 13, 2018

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