by pullinalldem December 04, 2014
Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014
the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
by Ae5Ea8 January 16, 2016
The Roid Monkey could be Captain America
by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020
by joelykins12 November 26, 2011
He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
by iSpeakDaTruthz February 18, 2011
by I am a fucking cunt March 02, 2017