cock cannon

when you bust a massive loud in your parterners face for more than 1 minute.

tha bitch was such a slut she was totaly asking for me to give her a cock cannon.

by stpatrick January 7, 2009

ass cannon

the ability to target and direct extremely loud flatulence for use as a weapon

Bobby used his ass cannon again to knock that bird out of the tree

by kirby76 February 18, 2010

douche cannon

1. major douche bag. 2. the act of cumming in a girl like a cannon the leaving it in until you piss like a douche.

this douche cannon is so drunk he cant even walk straight.

by scm15 July 18, 2010

jizz cannon

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

Loose Cannon

A penis that has a premature ejaculation problem;
Having no safety on his gun

Lucas has a loose cannon. He was hooking up with this one chick and he blew his load in his pants.

by Dome Froggie January 8, 2008

sphinkter cannon

butt hole/ poop chute

I just let a massive explosion out of my sphinkter cannon

by oklj November 4, 2009

cannon cat

A Civil War buff: someone whose passion is to collect and discuss all things Civil War. From the cannons that were the weapon of choice during the war.

Don't start talking to Jeff about American history---he's a cannon cat, and he'll bore you to death with all the technical details.

by pentozali May 3, 2010