by Coryy September 12, 2007
An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010
The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
by Durm November 23, 2021
The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
by Kenny Kong February 25, 2014
by Jebadiah April 04, 2020
A convenience for people after a long drive, also where you pick up aids and they have sticky curtains from all da cum on them, so greasy ass people fuck on the pillows
by Peendictonary69 August 24, 2019
by Timothy McHeyyy April 12, 2022