puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

Sad Cheeks

When a person is being overly sad, salty butt hurt

My girlfriend is all sad cheeks that we didn't go watch Hamilton.

John: "How'd your date go?"

Jake: "It was cool until she saw her ex and got all sad cheeks."

by nickyparkn June 8, 2019

Beef Cheeks

Term used for the buttocks

Damn Adam, you got some nice beef cheeks.

by StonkyKong July 4, 2019

Cottage cheeks

When that ass is looking right in leggings, but upon removal of leggings that ass is sloppy cottage cheese.

That ass lookin right, to bad they cottage cheeks when she in bed.
Betty got some cottage cheeks.

by Littleshsdevil September 26, 2019

Booger Cheeks

Butt cheeks that are bubbly and chunky that is compared to a bulging raunchy booger.

Hey babe, get your booger cheeks over here.

by Noooit 2rue March 2, 2020

clapping cheeks

i took yo bitch n now i’m clapping her shit

bro bren is clapping cheeks form janya

by girlbye May 10, 2020

Flab cheeks

Fuck they flabby

“Woah🤩 look at those flab cheeks 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕓”

by Peeeeepeeee brain June 9, 2020