snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

justin beiber

A piece of crap 15 year old who cannot sing for shit. Got booed at a basketball game because he sucks.

"That escalated quickly." Justin Beiber sucks.

by Will ferell May 5, 2015

Justin Beiber

A female being who indulged in massive amounts of semen which resulted to an anti christ voice and currently is coming out as a lesbian.

Tween girl: I am a fan of Justin Beiber
Parents:It's okay sweetheart, we will love you no matter what your gender is.

by Ineedluv November 19, 2015

There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015

line baiter

(Noun) Someone who makes a heavily emphasized statement, typically one line (one-liner), attempting to sway one's view; typically seen in politics. Many politicians give one-liners to bait potential voters.

He is such a line baiter!

by Lolomama May 2, 2016

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017

nigg beater

a dildo that is also a drill and bazooka

I took out my nigg beater

by piplup99xx May 6, 2018