Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

by leakeypipe January 21, 2022

Bald

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Bald

Slang for dumb, stupid or idiot, mostly to be used around friends or friend groups.

Example: Dude, Carson you're so bald right now!

by Arbi323 December 17, 2019

Bald

Unless you are an air bender named aang you look ugly as a bladie

Look at that bald guy

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Bald

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.

“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”

by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019

bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 19, 2024

Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface

Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald

by Zyxon1 October 21, 2020