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Australian Milking

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth
Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?

Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking
by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021
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australian carwash

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"
by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021
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Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.
he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang
by bonner_3 March 26, 2025
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Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".
I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.
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Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"
by the penn November 28, 2019
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.
"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger
by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025
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