by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006
Get the green applemug. A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.
Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"
2 Hours later:
Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"
This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!
Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"
2 Hours later:
Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"
This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!
Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013
Get the Apple Pickingmug. by smooth May 6, 2005
Get the apple bottomsmug. the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.
by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011
Get the Apple taxmug. A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.
During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.
by Little Butch May 23, 2006
Get the Cracked the Applemug. 
NOUN: Poop, #2, the ol' brown log, crap. Usually a firm one that's a little more on the round side of things.
by Ostrich Sack February 22, 2006
Get the Mud Applemug.