Alexander Jeppesen

Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪

Alexander Jeppesen is a god and a Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪

by Zyzz the og brah April 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji December 27, 2007

Phoenix Alexander

This individual can also be called either Alex or Phoenix. The individual particularly enjoys alone time however loved interacting with outgoing people when their energy permits. UwU The individual will express heavily on their interests and expresses them really well. The individual may be silent at time but he cares for every individual he values.

Wait is that who I think it is? ITS PHOENIX!!!

Phoenix Alexander has always been one of a kind

He always been an Alex, such a valuable friend.

by The one and only Phoenix November 21, 2021

Jules Alexander

Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".

Interviewer: "Who do you look up to most?"
Floyd Mayweather: Jules Alexander

by Bawrence Findlemanner XLII October 16, 2022

Alexander

Alexander is a typical slavic guy who loves to get wasted every weekend after work, although at the same time he is annoyed of doing the same thing over and over again.

-Where are Alexander’s plans for tonight ?
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.

by LG99 November 22, 2021