A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you
Your a parker g
by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

parker is a loving, kind, funny and sweetest that i have ever meant. if u have a parker in your life then ur lucky. never lose a parker in your life. he is very supportive in everything and believes in u when u dont. they can make your depressing day to a shining sun. parkers are very entertaining and are always sweet. they can be helpful when u dont ask for help.
by thebearingbear June 23, 2021

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021

a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.
girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
by imagirl123 February 20, 2019

Yo it’s Parker
by evonubskin June 10, 2020
