2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

That Kid

There is always that one kid at every school. They're always saying some fucked up shit nd acting goofy for attention and to make people laugh. They're the type of kid to smoke a bit of weed during lunch, and then go into class blasting music in their earphones, loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid doesn't even give a fuck about school but somehow manages to get by in all their courses. That kid probably wears hoodies and look like a mess half of the time. If that kid is a girl then she wears crop tops, or tight clothes, a crap ton of makeup and is always swearing and talking loud. That kid is such the type to walk into class with nice drinks and snacks like Starbucks or Fiji water, without even having a lot of cash. That Kid probably vapes and does stupid stuff like blowing bubbles in the hallways and talk really loud about dumb shit during class with friends. That kid doesn't even make sense when they talk and is definitely lacking common sense or brain cells since they can't even talk properly to people. That kid probably drives a nice car (because they're spoiled), and complains about how much of a struggle their life is. That kid is that one kid that asks the teacher's to play video games during class. Or that give awful inappropriate movie recommendations to teachers and talk to some teachers like their one of the bros. The list could go on and on and on, but basically you know what type of kid I'm talking about.

That Kid is so funny man, when are they ever going to learn.

by goofbitchx June 8, 2022

rip luffy kid

A Roblox iPad kid who plays blox fruits in their room all day without touching grass that is allergic to sunlight and their biggest fear are girls and doesn’t shower and in Roblox dressed up with rainbow clothes and thousands layers of hair looking depressed with the display name rip_luffy

User1: Yo wasn’t that kid in our game yesterday?

User2: oh you mean the rip luffy kid?

by RileyIsBack January 4, 2025

Protecting kids

You're not protecting kids you are using them as justification for resource extraction and control of people's lives. Up to and including their level of success and the ease with which they succeed.

Hym "Don't let them lie to you. I've been doing this for 10 years almost. They have done NOTHING to protecting kids but they have continue to extract resources and they have continued to violate rights, agitate, and provoke. They would steal the spoon right out of your mouth it give it to their kids even if it was the last bite of food you were going to have access to for a month and when you died from starvation they would herald themselves as 'the heroes who saved their kid from somone trying to starve them.' It's all a lie. If they wanted to protect your kids, I would be I jail. They want to see how well the weaponized schizophrenia works and they want to use the AI I created to do what they are doing. Protect themselves and allow themselves to kill you all more efficiently by way of genocide or denying healthcare. The liberals are not equipped to deal with this and their words do not carry as much weight as the create of AI. But they are greedy and desperate for power. So they want me divorced from the credit I deserve so that my words do carry more weight than theirs. They want the authority I should have so they are trying to 'split the baby' as it were."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

cool kid

A real idiot who never studies and does shit with his/her friends.

The cool kid was talking trash with Brian, a real bitch

by ~Its johney February 17, 2021

Kid Cudi

A daycare facility.

"I have to pick up my kids from the Kid Cudi soon."

by neffjake2 June 29, 2023

penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023