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Red

1. A color

2. My name :)
“That strawberry is so red

“Red is gay
by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023
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Red vother loaded

that Red vother loaded blew my mind
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeeen June 23, 2009
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Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024
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red pandas

red pandas are a type of panda. They are very cute animals with very kind hearts. They are loveable and very sweet!
Girl: I love red pandas!
Boy: what’s is a red panda
Girl: a cute panda
by Red Panda Lover February 15, 2021
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Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025
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red dawn

Referring to a specific sexual act performed between two lesbians, known as scissoring, can only be performed when at least one woman is mestruating.
Sandra and Michelle red dawn-ed last night.
by spamella October 17, 2011
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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

_____________________________________________________

If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023
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