Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Kids are getting stabbed mug.A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.
"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."
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by Stay_21_- March 23, 2025
Get the Stray Kids mug.A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.
Signs of an iPad Kid:
-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.
Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
Get the iPad Kid mug.Engineering students that build sick off-road cars while sacrificing their social life and dignity. They do not possess any knowledge of having good engineering practices, meeting deadlines, or being in a romantic relationship. However, they do know how to fix a problem in the worst possible way and somehow it just works out.
“Why are they so calm when their car is upside down and missing a few wheels?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
by chenwei_the_right_way June 3, 2024
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Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
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