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Cunt

Cats underneath norwegian tables.

There are three meanings for this word, the first not a little disgusting, the second very mean and the third the one im gonna be telling you about.

First meaning: a females vagina.

Second meaning: the most offensive and baddest swear word out there, behind nigger of course. Basically calling someone stupid or annoying.

Third: cats underneath norwegian tables.

This meaning dates back to the 16houndreds, back when naughty kitties snuck abroad by getting under norwegian tables. Nowdays it means saging some to go back their country, because of the cat travelled abroad so he is foreign.
"You're such a cunt" bob annlun to shara.

"Oi that's not very nice! You should be ashamed!!" shara responded angrily , feeling hurt.

" No I mean cunt, not 'cunt'. You know fuck off out of my country "he explained.

" Thats worse" she responded blankly.

Even still, I agree with bob.
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 8, 2014
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Cunt

An audaciously offensive ad-hominid referring to female genitalia in a derogatory manner, in general referencing a woman of obnoxious, close-mindded, selfish, arrogant, ignorant, idiocy like, stupid, retarded, unintellectual, unintelligent, audaciously rude characteristics and or attitude.
My girlfriends mother is a serious cuntobnoxious, close-mindded, selfish, arrogant, ignorant, idiocy like, stupid, retarded, unintellectual, unintelligent and audaciously rude. like no lie she fucking sucks.
by Jarhead9603 August 15, 2014
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Fat cunt

A fat cunt is someone oversized and someone who lovesssss eating!
Dayle is a fat cunt, Dayle you have 11 chins you fat cunt.
by Another fat cunt November 30, 2019
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Cunt Plow

When one person drops a cigar, cigarette, blunt or joint signifying its finished and someone else picks it up and continues smoking it.
"Mike dropped his cigarette and Cody picked it and totally cunt plowed"
by Paix. December 13, 2008
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Cunt Sqwiggle

The scraggly hairs on the inside of your cunt
Hey Step-Bro, I just shaved my cunt sqwiggle. Wanna see?
by Azveqs August 25, 2025
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Cunt-Ass

The location on a female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness.
It can also be used to express frustration.
Example 1:
Rufus: How do you do this math equation.
Jonathan: You first factorize, then you...
Rufus: CUNT-ASS!

Example 2:
Ian: You piece of shit come fight me.
Jaden: No.
Ian: So you're a cunt-ass now huh?

Example 3:
Doctor: I have gotten your test results.
Women: How am I doing.
Doctor: I am sorry to report, but you seem to have cunt-ass cancer.
Women: CUNT-ASS!
by toddrwod July 21, 2021
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