cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 11, 2024

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Cat

for the most part loveable and generous animal but there know to come off as aggressive and rude sometimes. Cats can come in any shape and size and sometimes they have no fur 'the sphnyx cat'. They are usually a house hold pet. And dogs tend to not like them so you might wanna live with only one of the animals. If your thinking about getting one you need to be prepared for that.

My cat is brown and white

by ElizaJane25 March 25, 2017

Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

pulled a cat

Start to hit random items while hissing.

Did you see Mark? He just pulled a cat on an innocent plant!

by Lolofthecat August 13, 2017