by peopleteethcats January 30, 2019

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

by SpartanRascal November 22, 2023

Josh, what happened to your teeth? "Well I was going down on Janey and she was on her period, and a blood clot popped in my mouth. I got the red plaque"
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
by Rhoward December 13, 2017

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
Whoa bro what tha fuk??
Ooohh, he told me ha
Touche
Toosh
Indeed
Mmmmmm....
by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Person 1: Have you heard of the song courtesy of the red white and blue
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should listen to it it’s the best Garth Brookes song
by Fuckedup666 March 4, 2022
