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just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.
He is a piece of shit just like his father.
by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012
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I'm like a boss burn

1) A challenged young whipper snapper, who get's clue's alot in his friends party's!

2) Ask's to do Gamebatte's every 5 minutes!

3) De derp de durpede durr!
1) Hey guy's I'm going to subway! "I'm like a boss burn"
2) Hey Nepo can we do a Game-battle? NO....

3) I like to read books with colors! "I'm like a boss burn"
by Nepovjerenje March 7, 2012
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on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
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It's on like Groupon

Phrase used to describe joy for the commencement of an event, the excitement for the beginning of something. Originated with the excitement one receives when getting a great deal on the famous coupon site Groupon.com
Alex: Dude, I just got a Steak dinner at Gibsons for like $20 bucks. Let's Go!!

Oscar: It's on like Groupon
by unemployed8 April 7, 2012
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Like Thieving

When someone posts a status on Facebook or equivalent and a friend comments on it with something that gains more likes than the original status.
I posted an awesome link on Facebook last night, but that like thieving bastard, John, commented on it with something better. Fuck him.
by Proeliat April 8, 2012
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Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.
1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"
by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012
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Sweet like meat

The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.
Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!
by FieldyS May 4, 2012
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