cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

by GueellBoy March 5, 2019

Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

mirror time

When you stand in front of a mirror looking at yourself and you come to the realization that you are the scumbag asshole that people have been calling you. You are experiencing “mirror time”

After getting caught cheating on his wife, Sarah told Bill “dude you need some mirror time”

by victimeyes September 5, 2021

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

redneck tickle time

When 2 or more closeted gay rednecks get together for some fun between the sheets

Dale and Earl went to Wayne's house last weekend for some redneck tickle time

by Wayne'shouse August 13, 2022

Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.

Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.

by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023

It's morbin' time

"It's morbin' time" is the biggest meme about "morbius" movie. The origin is the word "It's phorbin' time" in a TV show.

Person 1:"It's morbin' time"
Person 2:"It's a meme, right?"
Person 1:*Starting morb*
Person 2:"Are you OK?"
Person 1:*morb faster*
Person 2:"Holy! I must get out here NOW!!"

by hahahamanmer June 5, 2022