Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

Forced cum tribute

A Forced cum tribute is when a Person make you ejaculate to them over and over And you have to do it when they say so.

Girl: I started a forced cum tribute
boy: oh, Okay what Is that

girl: Its when i make my boyfriend cum too me over and over again. whether he likes it or no

by Somerandomguy22357 October 27, 2023

Cum

My morning drink

I drink cum in the morning

by ZEPHYR :3 April 28, 2025

Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.

"Fuck you Richard, you're a straight up cum nugget."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021

Circle cumming

When a group of people (most of the time three of four) all gather around in a circle sometimes in a urinal or sock etc and all masturbate simultaneously

Dude Kyle, Dave and bob had a circle cumming in the urinal next to me the other day

by Brosama binladen April 18, 2020

rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity

person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*

by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023