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australian cattle dog

Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".
Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?

Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...
by SHELLARAYE May 21, 2018
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3 dog night

A sexual phrase meaning when a woman (usually a worthless slut) has sex with 3 different (usually equally worthless men) in one night.
Bro you don’t want that bar fly, she had a 3 dog night last night.
by Deez nuzz April 12, 2019
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Bella my dog

My dog Bella, is a pug Pomeranian mix. She’s really fat and eats a lot. She likes to run and then nap, she loudly snores when she sleeps. She has a somewhat squished face. Her eyes pop out of her head and he has an underbite. She has brown and black somewhat long fur and a curly tail. Also her favorite food is cheese balls and bread crust. Her breath stinks...but not a bad stink like a weird stink. She’s a very good girl and likes to cuddle. And by cuddle I mean she cuddles like an human, with her head on my chest. She always goes crazy when you come back from somewhere. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes. She has very short legs too which makes her fat body look even fatter. She’s barely one years old and she weighs 20 pounds. I love her very much.
Friend: awww look at that pug! <3
Me: yea that’s Bella my dog
by Ashlynnandbella28 August 9, 2019
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Chili cheese dog

When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.

Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock
Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??
by Netflixandill August 27, 2019
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fat golden dog

my overweight golden retriver.
by laughmaker5000 September 23, 2019
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Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017
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Hommie Dog Slice

Your closest friend you have ever had. Even if you don't happen to be friends anymore.
Jack is my hommie dog slice
by Matwak April 23, 2017
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