Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown

Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”

by Vickys Red Lagoon February 03, 2018

Cheshire Reds

A top notch youth baseball team coached by volunteers. Low registration fees and decent town fields. Sometimes daddy ball and sometimes not.

Cheshire Reds always find a way to win. Even though they only have Daddy ball coaches.

by DaddyBall November 25, 2021

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Red neck Engineering

An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.

Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..

by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022

Red ragtop

Red ragtop: a person that eats out a girl while they are on their period

I was going down on her but I was about to be on the front of that red ragtop road.

by Cajun hideaway May 25, 2017

Red Ryder BB Gun

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.

Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

by MrDrEdward February 02, 2022

Dirty Red Baron

When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.

Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.

by Clint Licker November 17, 2021