Red

The color or blood, your choice :)

OMG! there's red all over the wall!

by ballsacke April 23, 2022

red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night

by red kelpie October 2, 2014

The Red Sled

A sexual act where a female is on her period and a male removes her tampon and proceeds to place the tampon in her butthole, then begins sexual intercourse.

I gave your mom the red sled last night man it was awesome.

by steelpat September 19, 2014

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

by amongstusall October 2, 2022

Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

Raging Red Flag

The opposite of a red flag, what you call a really really cool person

Wyatt is such a raging red flag

by BigGrunge November 9, 2021

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020