A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.
by Notadirtycrouton123 August 13, 2016
Get the dirty croutonmug. When you stroke you're pet shrimp up and down ur rectum until the shrimp crawls deep into you're pee pee hole and lays eggs
by Big boy fionn May 4, 2020
Get the Dirty oisinmug. by Ketboy 3000 November 27, 2019
Get the The dirty milkshakemug. When you string a girl along and take advantage of her vulnerability and trust to try and get with her. You basically pretend to be her friend in the hope that she'll put out.
Bro 1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick from college?"
Bro 2: "Ha, pulled a Dirty Siara on her"
Bro 1: "Oof, that's cold."
Bro 2: "Ha, pulled a Dirty Siara on her"
Bro 1: "Oof, that's cold."
by BossBitchAvery June 9, 2020
Get the dirty siaramug. The weirdo who will constantly ask you if you like random objects variating from banans to cucumber and after you answer, thye may or may ot shoe it up your anal cavity.
by BikaBika March 3, 2023
Get the Dirty Sarabikamug. by Dirty Mutton May 28, 2022
Get the Dirty Grahammug. When you put mentos in a bottle of coca cola and shove it up your ass screaming racial abusive words while having family dinner
by Torkel Svensson January 2, 2021
Get the Dirty Fantymug.