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Have you heard that trash "New Rig" ?
by whattaday August 20, 2017
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New Earth Ambassador

New Earth Ambassador
(noun)
1. A visionary leader who bridges worlds—part healer, part entrepreneur, part revolutionary—dedicated to building a future rooted in sovereignty, reciprocity, and collective liberation. They embody cosmic vibes while handling everyday struggles, moving between grassroots organizing, art, and spiritual practice like it’s a mixtape.
2. Someone who can go from leading a breathwork circle to negotiating solar co-op contracts to dropping wisdom about the Matrix—all before brunch.
3. Not your average “influencer”: they’re a frequency holder, community builder, and global traveler with one foot in ancient traditions and the other in future tech.
New Earth Ambassador
(noun)
4. A cosmic change-maker who blends art, healing, and hustle into a movement for collective liberation. Think spiritual diplomat meets community organizer with a side of mystical entrepreneur.
5. Someone who carries vibes of sovereignty, reciprocity, and intergalactic wisdom into everyday life—bridging boardrooms, drum circles, and street corners alike.
6. Not to be confused with a motivational speaker. A New Earth Ambassador doesn’t just talk about a better world—they build it, dance it, and ritualize it into being.
Example usage:
“Bro, Heatherly Sun Fox just turned a warehouse into a sensory sanctuary, launched a sea moss brand, and dropped a zine about liberatory entrepreneurship—all while raising kids and planning a thru-hike. That’s some straight up New Earth Ambassador energy.”
by New Earth Ambassador414 October 2, 2025
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New FNaF fans

New FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy's) fans are fans of the well known horror game Five Nights at Freddy's that became fans in mid 2023.
Person 1: My favorite character is Montgomery Gator!

Person 2: These new FNaF fans, bro...
by Confibulator July 19, 2023
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Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime/coverage normally reserved for more important stories
All that stuff about Love Island in the papers right now is just a whole load of flake news.
by Danlod July 18, 2017
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New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
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Fallout New Vegas Cicada

A thing that rapes men and gives them PTSD
Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die
by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023
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New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022
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