pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 26, 2017
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Cat Doctor

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"
by MaffaMuffa April 06, 2017
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Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)
"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."
by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016
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Chester THE Cat

He loved Lee CY Duck, who is gay. He is very 8745. He searched 'porn' at school before. He also once stripped naked! He watches AV every day.
Student A: I wanna be friends with Chester THE Cat
Student B: Don't be so 8745
by cho duck January 02, 2020
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Cat Nugget

That guy is a total cat nugget broski
by Stangahoongas June 09, 2023
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Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!
by WolfpackFlowershade October 04, 2022
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