The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.
by Trans Lotad February 20, 2025
by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020
The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.
Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.
by Duploidzer April 10, 2015
The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 05, 2021
by Uncle pops December 17, 2021
When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 09, 2020
Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 26, 2023