no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020

Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.

We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?

by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021