Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"

Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*

by Psedogod February 10, 2023

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cum nugget

its what you call people when they do something wrong.

WTF JERRY YOU FUCKED MY CHILD YOU CUM NUGGET

by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021

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A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

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Cum sock

Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.

Found by brothers cum sock

by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020

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Cum

white stuff from yo dick that makes babys

how do u make children well first a man has to cum in a woman

by sir pablo the 3rd March 13, 2022

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Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

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