The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.

Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.

by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Cheese

The utmost perfect and extravagant cuisine that is the quintessence of all things in the universe

“Cheese is holy”

by CHEESEqueenSLAYYYYYYY September 15, 2022

Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.

Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.

by phi1g00d July 21, 2025

Chopped cheese

Same thing as chopped, so ugly you can't not be ugly

"You fw her?"
"No she's chopped cheese"

by Wwjtjwt February 23, 2025

Tonsil Cheese

That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.

I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.

by Donk McStuffins June 8, 2021

Cheese Wreck

A lad who has low self-esteem and takes shit from everyone, from his bird to his brother. This lad tends to be whipped and bullied by his lass and will take her back after she has a night out of mischievous actions.

'Have you seen will lately?'
No i'm not speaking to him until he stops being a Cheese Wreck and gets himself together'

by The Poet Master April 21, 2018