My best friend is butter
by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023

“Heyyy liam, you’re my best friend right?”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
by 98282873proooo August 14, 2023

Someone who you thought was your friend but then now you don’t wanna be seen with her and she’s just downright a bitch
by Someonewhohateslife May 8, 2024

by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017

A bad friend is a person that never has your back instead they tell you to turn around and close your eyes then they stab you in the back. they say they love you and gaslight you into syaing because they know that they have a good friend that will stay even though you should have left 3 years ago.
Bad friend: i told your boyfriend you cheated
You: why would you do that!
Bad friend: because you did
You: no i didnt you lied
Bad friend: yea but you don't deserve someone like him i you can be with someone else.
You: but i liked him...
You: why would you do that!
Bad friend: because you did
You: no i didnt you lied
Bad friend: yea but you don't deserve someone like him i you can be with someone else.
You: but i liked him...
by maddog2010 May 24, 2023

Friend (in this concept) is a adorable sheep and had his owner literally DIE because a child thought it was a good idea to let a blue obsessed ghost (the sheep's owner) visit a green screen man. Friend is kind, cute, blue, and loving! Also "friend" (in other concepts) also means someone who you can get mad at but remember you had something to tell them, they keep your secrets, talk to you when you're feeling down, they can literally save your own life!
"friend is such a cute sheep!"
"I know right!"
"ugh you're so annoying!"
"wait but I need to tell you something, don't you think the teacher is being weird?"
"yeah she kinda is"
"I know right!"
"ugh you're so annoying!"
"wait but I need to tell you something, don't you think the teacher is being weird?"
"yeah she kinda is"
by DUDE LET ME USE A HANDLE June 12, 2021

a golden place where you hang out with other people who also dont have any bitches but you do get pretty good hentai tbh this place is pretty good join now gamers 👍
kizuna: what a good server friends lounge is.
sky: imma fuck it up real quick...
xerleyer: no bitches.
sky: imma fuck it up real quick...
xerleyer: no bitches.
by no bitches. April 14, 2022
