Josh, what happened to your teeth? "Well I was going down on Janey and she was on her period, and a blood clot popped in my mouth. I got the red plaque"
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
by Rhoward December 13, 2017
Get the red plaquemug. by anonymous February 11, 2022
Get the The Red Mushroommug. by SpartanRascal November 22, 2023
Get the Red Liquidmug. The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Red flagmug. by Pimple juice April 20, 2015
Get the Red-Pickermug. Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
Get the Red pill guysmug. a variation of "bobbing for apples" where a person removes a womans tampon from her vagina using only his/her teeth, usually leaving blood on his/her face.
Steve: "Dude did you get in a fight? There's blood on your face."
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"
Steve: "That's sick!"
by TheFredofFred November 29, 2011
Get the red bobblermug.