Urban Jacked

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.

"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"

Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"

by GRF10 December 16, 2010

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

Jack bullock

A Chad with massive ball and a horse schong

Look he’s defo a jack bullock

by Jake Paul Is Cancer November 23, 2021

Jack

Jack is extremely cringy and no matter his age he always acts 10, fuck jack, fuckin pussy.

Why is he so immature?
Yup, thats a jack for you, fuckin pussy.

by jygewqfygf June 23, 2022

Jack

So many words for one. ong bro uber cheeky peeky real sneaky undercover sleazy guy.

Aww dude that bartender was Jack. "aw it was?" "heck yeah bro ong" "fr man?" "mhm" "aye"

by suomynona a July 19, 2021

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

Jack

The sexiest man on Earth.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I'm going to fuck Jack
Person 1: Lucky

by Subject_A5_The_Glue November 30, 2022